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darthgravy: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
toolegitforclit: peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO this makes so much sense why is that...
I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.– Uma Thurman (via youifitkillsmee)
rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.– F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920 (via lifeofsigh)
manyeggs: an-egg: my children dad
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
i don’t know how to stop the people i love from hurting themselves and wanting to die and i’m afraid that soon i won’t be able to stop myself either
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...– Banksy (via thisisntanthony)*// (via teatime-with-nikki)
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
hellyeskingdomhearts: i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
dontwinfriendswithsalad: can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
weirdsynthnoises: urqtgf: How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural
i am going to some extreme lengths to vote today like wow
so at first i was really wary about yahoo buying tumblr but honestly it’s probably not a big deal and everyone needs to calm down.without intervention, tumblr can’t sustain itself. it doesn’t make enough money. so the site will actually make a profit now, for the first time ever probably. not to mention the fact that david karp is staying on as ceo of tumblr, and the site will...
shalrath: 99% of game level designers have no idea what sewers actually look like