May 2013
dragonsandjackolanterns:
first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)
short kisses (✿◠‿◠)
long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ
sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)
platonic kisses (︶ω︶)
romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)
passionate kisses (´ω｀★)
goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)
kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
darthgravy:
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
toolegitforclit:
peanutsareforpussies:
osointricate:
shorm:
birdpear:
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO
this makes so much sense
why is that...
“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
– Uma Thurman (via youifitkillsmee)
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
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old sport
old sport
old sport
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“I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920 (via lifeofsigh)
manyeggs:
an-egg:
my children
dad
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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i don’t know how to stop the people i love from hurting themselves and wanting to die
and i’m afraid that soon i won’t be able to stop myself either
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a...”
– Banksy (via thisisntanthony)*// (via teatime-with-nikki)
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
Every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, I'll continue to spend the majority of my life updating it.
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
hellyeskingdomhearts:
i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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i am going to some extreme lengths to vote today like wow
4 tags
so at first i was really wary about yahoo buying tumblr but honestly it’s probably not a big deal and everyone needs to calm down.without intervention, tumblr can’t sustain itself. it doesn’t make enough money. so the site will actually make a profit now, for the first time ever probably. not to mention the fact that david karp is staying on as ceo of tumblr, and the site will...
shalrath:
99% of game level designers have no idea what sewers actually look like
