thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

captainarlert:

does anyone in anime high school actually learn anything or do they just stare out the window and participate in clubs?

me: *sleepy all day*

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

jaclcfrost:

this asshole

[gestures to favorite band member]

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

"May the sun bring you new energy by day, may the moon softly restore you by night, may the rain wash away your worries, may the breeze blow new strength into your being, may you walk gently through the world and know it’s beauty all the days of your life."
- Apache blessing (via widewhitestairs)
lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

gdfmfb:

wildeaboutoscar:

imaginedragons:

what real mens activists look like (see more here)

Just so you know, I love all of you.

So amazing :,)

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING