"Thanks. It has pockets!"
- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)
damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

"You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it."
- Unknown (via psych-facts)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

You deserve happiness
Anonymous

thank you

and i know deep down that’s true because everyone deserves happiness but it’s the hardest thing in the world to believe

so thank you for taking time out of your day to tell me this

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear